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ODE TO THE 2004 RENEGADES
By: Become an Olive (13thman.com handle)

This is a story about a football team 

They are from Ottawa 

Renegades are their name 

The problem with the franchise is they 

NEVER WIN A GAME! 

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Kerry Joseph is playing like crap 

Woodcock was a bust 

When you come to Ottawa 

Losing becomes a must! 

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Our kicking game was a bright spot last year 

But now it went down the tubes 

We miss all field goals 

And even converts too 

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Gone are the greats 

Like Frank Clair and Joe Faragelli 

We are stuck with a head coach 

That’s only good at eating spaghetti 

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Ownership only talks 

They feed hungry fans a line 

But we hadn’t a winning season 

Since Ninety-Seventy nine 

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The last time they had a Grey Cup appearance 

I was only Four 

It’s been sad and pathetic season 

But don’t worry, There’s always 

Place for MORE!!! 

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I’ve been a fan for years and years 

And for those of you who are new 

I hope that you will see a playoff game 

Before you’re ninety-two 

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Bye Bye Ottawa 

You sure lose Alotawa 

But we still love you Ottawa 

 

 

*Song was inspired by the Maple Leaf song that was played on the Radio regarding the also ill-fated Ottawa Senators.