** Jay Barker has lost the starters job to Jimmy Kemp **
Friends, Argo fans ... lend me your ears!
Oh' Mighty Jay Barker!! Dost thou lie so low?
All thy conquests, glories, triumphs, spoils, NCAA Championships, Shrunk to this little measure?
Fare thee well ... I know not, Jim Barker, what you intend. That I am meek and gentle with these Argo Brass!
Thou art the ruins of the noblest Argo That ever lived in the tides of this time. Woe the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds ... Jay Barker ... I do prophesy --- Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue --- A curse shall light upon the limbs of the Blue Bombers; Domestic fury and fierce civil strife Shall encumber all the parts of Winnipeg; Losing and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their Bombers players quartered with the hands of the Argos All pity choked with custom of fell deeds; And Jay Barker's spirit, ranging for revenge, With Ate by his side come hot from the gates of Skydome Shall in these confines with a quarterbacks voice Cry " HAVOC !" and let slip the Argos of war!
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion Kerwin Bell, groaning for burial.
" You mean Kerwin Bell isa gonna die?" --- Jar Jar Binks, Naboo Homeworld.